Hey everybody, flabslapper here, here to bring you yet another blog to clog up the already insane and inane amount of websites devoted to bullshit! And what wonderful bullshit it always is…
You may be asking yourself, “Why the fuck is this guy making another blog, when he barely updates his other one?” Well the answer to that is fuck you, it’s a free country and I’ll do as I please!
But seriously, this blog will be host to little snippets of a story I’ll be working on about, which is, as the title implies, a zombie apocolypse story!
Now you may be saying to yourself, “Wow, how fucking original, zombies are already everywhere, there in my goddamn breakfast cereal for christsakes!” And you may have a valid point. In fact, you do have a valid point, zombies are fucking everywhere right now.
The real point of this site is to build up my portfolio, get some of my writing out there to the public, and keep me writing every day or so, so as to give more practice. This new site will also give me an excuse to film some of my story, and also allow me to create a video and editing portfolio as well.
And as always my ultimate goal is to entertain you, my loyal fans.
Have I blown enough smoke up your ass? Good!
So anyway this site will be a little rough at first, as I try to figure out a good schedule for weekly updates so that it doesn’t butt-heads too often with my school and work life. Notice I didn’t write ‘social life’, for I have none. Also I’ll need to work this around my masturbating time as well, which I’ve gotten down to around 40 minutes, five to seven times a week. Not counting of course morning wanks, which roughly only take about 1 to 5 minutes because I’m a goddamn pro.
Another thing to consider, uhm, ignoring that last bit about wanking, is that this blog will be more serious. Believe it or not, disregarding any unintentional laughs I may receive, when I write, I tend to write darker stories about action, horror, murder and revenge. I’m actually not very good at creating comedy that doesn’t involve my own penis in some way.
Also another thing that I hope to accomplish is to have compilation efforts by myself and other artistic people, may it be actors, make-up artists, and other writers, which I expect to bring on at least a few.
So yeah, thanks everybody for checking this out, thanks to all the people that stuck with me on my other blog, which I will also be updating fairly regularly again, but mostly with videos I make for a podcast called Talkradar, check them out at http://www.gamesradar.com/f/talkradar-131-backflash/a-20101210101135377001 they are funny as hell and really nice guys, they’ve supported a lot of my vids and I really appreciate them a lot for it.
Alright well off to work I go, please look forward to some (hopefully) entertaining stuff about survival, zombies, revenge, and ketchup-y blood!